Fun Christian Quotes

Quotes that make you laugh

Need a moment to laugh and reflect. Check out the Christian-at-heart.com. With fun quotes like

“Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ” ~ Garrison Keillor

“Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop.” 
~ C.S. Lewis

“I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.” 
~ Ronald Reagan

“The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.” 
~ Leslie Weatherhead

What fun! We love this website. Hope that you check it out and have a good laugh. Christian-at heart.com 

If you like what you read, check out our children’s book, Hooked on the Book, on this website.  It is great for parents and kids because it provides the Big Story of God’s miraculous plan for His children in all 66 books in the Bible including colorful illustrations, rhymes and a surprise on every page.  

 

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About Liz Hagler

Liz Hagler is the illustrator and co-author of Hooked On The Book. Liz loves to draw silly drawings, write crazy poems, walk her dog down the block, talk to her kids on Skype, and eat taco salad.

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2 Responses to Fun Christian Quotes

  1. I really hope you love to pray. I’m sure that God hangs on your every word as the Lover of your soul. Our little ones can begin to love prayer and introducing them to the beloved Lord’s Prayer is a perfect place to start. Here is a fun and creative way to help your preschoolers learn this prayer of Jesus. I call it “Praying the Lord’s Prayer”.

  2. Christians love postings biblical quotes, but quite frankly, it becomes tiresome rather quickly. I have found adding “in bed” makes them vivacious and full of humor. What are some other good ways to spice up bible quotes?

    Man is born to trouble, as the sparks fly upward in bed.

    In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth in bed.

    What hast thou done in bed?

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